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There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

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insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

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paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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My reaction and I didn’t even see the gif

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UNDERRATED YOUTUBERS × 
→ Meghan Tonjes "Singer/Songwriter. Youtuber. Body-positive, puppy loving nerd. The booty that launched a thousand ships."

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sword-of-truth:

As I started reading Severed Souls, I was kind of iffy.  I mean, the Third Kingdom had been a bit of a disappointment and I was worried that the series would drop down from there.  Boy was I wrong.Now, there were some things that bothered me, most of it technical.  It seemed that during the first half of the book, he was constantly using “he knew that…” or “she knew how…” in just about every paragraph.  I know he was trying to establish a quick review of everything they had been through up until this point, but it was really annoying and that is what had me worried about where the book was going.  There was still some repeat-issues, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as TTK.  The other thing I wasn’t fond of is the whole hack-and-slash with the Half People.  I was worried that it would be a recurring theme throughout the book, but thankfully it wasn’t.As I pressed on, more perspectives were given from other characters.  Irena came in and Samantha was happy and things seemed to be going well when they finally realized that a containment field could be found nearby..  Pretty good story so far.  And then, the shit literally hits the fan.  Remember when Terry told you to stop reading at Confessor if you wanted Kahlan and Richard to have a happy ending?  Yeah, well…do not read this book if you like happy endings.Okay.  So from here on out spoilers—-because really, I can not hold back.I think I can pinpoint the moment when things started getting serious.  That was when Hunter arrived.  Suddenly, it felt like the Terry I love and remember took over and was writing the story.  The flow smoothed out, and the tension began to build.  Now, I must admit, the moment I met Irena, I didn’t like her.  Like Nicci and Kahlan, I immediately didn’t trust her.  Something wasn’t right about her.  When she mentioned the citadel, I felt like she was lying.  Then, when Nicci voiced her concerns,  I was beginning to feel more suspicious.Then it happened—-the first real death.  It didn’t impact me the way I thought it would.   It was ten minutes before class, so I was anxious about a student coming in while I was reading.  I wanted to go back and re-read that part because I thought maybe I read that wrong.  But no, it was true.  Zedd.  Of all people.  I mean…Zedd is Zedd.  He can’t be dead…that just isn’t right.  I was like Richard—-just too stunned to really comprehend it.  Immediately, I fingered Irena.  Somehow, I knew she was the one behind it.  It made the most sense.The scene with Red made me shutter a bit.  I knew from the start that “the oracle” would choose Kahlan and that Hunter was tied into it somehow.  While Red was very similar to Shota, she was a bit different.  Mainly because her prediction was a bit more accurate, and  I think she withheld the reasons from Kahlan.  Really, when you think of it, Richard would have killed himself either way….but still, that is getting ahead of myself.Anyway, finally making it to the citadel and salvation, I can totally understand their feeling of accomplishment.  They were being careful, but they were also over-confident with having the answer at last.  And they never considered a traitor in their midst.  Irena leaving to get special lights was just too convenient, after all.  But I knew that they would get out somehow.  First there was Mohler anyone catch the similarity to the Mole, which was incidentally the nickname for Warren…)  And then there were the Mord-Sith.Now, the moment those Mord-sith showed up, I knew.  As they asked their questions, I knew.  They were not like Erika.  They had value for themselves—-that was why they fled Darken Rahl.  I actually grinned a bit when they pledged themselves to Richard.  His answer was perfect, and the fact that they knew what it meant was heart-warming.  Drier was small fry.  The simple plan to capture him was perfect.And then…all hell broke loose.  The moment that thing fell out of Irena’s pocket, I knew the gig was up—-and I knew that Samantha would witness just enough of it to make her hate Richard.  That was a given.  Samantha was just so pure, and her mother was just so…evil.  And being at that age, it is hard to believe your parents are evil when you look up to and hold them as the light in your life—-especially since she already lost her father.  But the rage that Richard felt when he read that line..I was on edge waiting for it because I knew it was coming.  I had never imagined that he would instantly go into a killing blood rage right there, using his bear hands and just slamming her against the wall like that.  It was so brutal and savage…and just about right for someone who met the killer of one of their loved ones.But Samantha.  Poor Samantha.  I really really felt for her.  She had no way of knowing, of understanding, and it was still her mother—-the woman who raised her, who pretended to love her.  She had no idea of the darkness in that woman’s soul and now the purity and innocence in Samantha is now completely shattered.  And I just wasn’t prepared for this child to grab a knife and stab someone directly in the heart.  Nicci was right—-her temper is extremely dangerous.From then on out, I could barely read the words on my kindle.  All I could do is just stare at the page trying to comprehend what was happening.  This just couldn’t be.  This was Kahlan.  The Mother Confessor.  Despite all the warnings and all the conspiracies, my mind could not wrap around the reality of what was happening.  When Richard asked Nicci to do the impossible, it became more surreal.  You just don’t do that…not to the characters who were the driving force for so many stories.  The whole scene, the battle into the underworld made me feel both warm and fuzzy as he connected with his soul mate, and completely shattered.Kahlan was so close—she was trying to connect something, knowing that Richard still had a chance, but she couldn’t figure it out.  She did the best she could—-she got his body to stay as it is and then ended the threat of Erika and Drier in the best way possible.  But my god, I can just imagine the pain and agony—-she lost Richard.  Her soul mate.  Her other half.  After all the pain and lose in the world she has endured, after everything she has been through—-THIS is the thanks she gets??  No.  No no no no no.It is enough to know that there will be another book.  It isn’t over.  First of all, the Emperor and Hannis are still at large.  Samantha is now out there, either consumed with rage or realizing what she had just done and totally freaking out.  Richard’s body is basically in suspended animation, and Richard still has that bit of the third kingdom in him.  Richard has always had a special ability with the Underworld, and he has many Good Spirits that value and love him.  Denna, Kahlan’s mother—-but most importantly, Zedd.  Zedd has a special bond with his grandson, and I wouldn’t doubt that he was vigilant in the underworld just in case.  This isn’t the end, but damn, it was the most painful experience I have ever had reading.On top of it, the book gave me a lot to think about in regards to the Wizard’s rule about hate, souls themselves, and other things.  I need to absorb all of this and see what comes out.  I don’t know if I could read this book again so soon, though.  I was happy to see that Kahlan got a few moments in the sun to be her bad-ass self again.  I was also happy that Terry put a lot into perspective about Kahlan’s roll and though she was still a bit of a damsel in distress, she gave as good as she got.  I am hoping that in the next book, she realizes that it was Hannis Arc who was the cause of them getting that Sickness and turns her wraith upon him and the Emperor.  But more than anything, I just want the next book and I want Richard back.  Kahlan and Richard, more than anyone, deserve that happy ending—-and besides—Jax!
((side note…Irene or Irena….it is almost midnight and I don’t have the gall to check after that tear-storm))

sword-of-truth:

As I started reading Severed Souls, I was kind of iffy.  I mean, the Third Kingdom had been a bit of a disappointment and I was worried that the series would drop down from there.  Boy was I wrong.

Now, there were some things that bothered me, most of it technical.  It seemed that during the first half of the book, he was constantly using “he knew that…” or “she knew how…” in just about every paragraph.  I know he was trying to establish a quick review of everything they had been through up until this point, but it was really annoying and that is what had me worried about where the book was going.  There was still some repeat-issues, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as TTK.  The other thing I wasn’t fond of is the whole hack-and-slash with the Half People.  I was worried that it would be a recurring theme throughout the book, but thankfully it wasn’t.

As I pressed on, more perspectives were given from other characters.  Irena came in and Samantha was happy and things seemed to be going well when they finally realized that a containment field could be found nearby..  Pretty good story so far.  And then, the shit literally hits the fan.  Remember when Terry told you to stop reading at Confessor if you wanted Kahlan and Richard to have a happy ending?  Yeah, well…do not read this book if you like happy endings.

Okay.  So from here on out spoilers—-because really, I can not hold back.

I think I can pinpoint the moment when things started getting serious.  That was when Hunter arrived.  Suddenly, it felt like the Terry I love and remember took over and was writing the story.  The flow smoothed out, and the tension began to build.  Now, I must admit, the moment I met Irena, I didn’t like her.  Like Nicci and Kahlan, I immediately didn’t trust her.  Something wasn’t right about her.  When she mentioned the citadel, I felt like she was lying.  Then, when Nicci voiced her concerns,  I was beginning to feel more suspicious.

Then it happened—-the first real death.  It didn’t impact me the way I thought it would.   It was ten minutes before class, so I was anxious about a student coming in while I was reading.  I wanted to go back and re-read that part because I thought maybe I read that wrong.  But no, it was true.  Zedd.  Of all people.  I mean…Zedd is Zedd.  He can’t be dead…that just isn’t right.  I was like Richard—-just too stunned to really comprehend it.  Immediately, I fingered Irena.  Somehow, I knew she was the one behind it.  It made the most sense.

The scene with Red made me shutter a bit.  I knew from the start that “the oracle” would choose Kahlan and that Hunter was tied into it somehow.  While Red was very similar to Shota, she was a bit different.  Mainly because her prediction was a bit more accurate, and  I think she withheld the reasons from Kahlan.  Really, when you think of it, Richard would have killed himself either way….but still, that is getting ahead of myself.

Anyway, finally making it to the citadel and salvation, I can totally understand their feeling of accomplishment.  They were being careful, but they were also over-confident with having the answer at last.  And they never considered a traitor in their midst.  Irena leaving to get special lights was just too convenient, after all.  But I knew that they would get out somehow.  First there was Mohler anyone catch the similarity to the Mole, which was incidentally the nickname for Warren…)  And then there were the Mord-Sith.

Now, the moment those Mord-sith showed up, I knew.  As they asked their questions, I knew.  They were not like Erika.  They had value for themselves—-that was why they fled Darken Rahl.  I actually grinned a bit when they pledged themselves to Richard.  His answer was perfect, and the fact that they knew what it meant was heart-warming.  Drier was small fry.  The simple plan to capture him was perfect.

And then…all hell broke loose.  The moment that thing fell out of Irena’s pocket, I knew the gig was up—-and I knew that Samantha would witness just enough of it to make her hate Richard.  That was a given.  Samantha was just so pure, and her mother was just so…evil.  And being at that age, it is hard to believe your parents are evil when you look up to and hold them as the light in your life—-especially since she already lost her father.  But the rage that Richard felt when he read that line..I was on edge waiting for it because I knew it was coming.  I had never imagined that he would instantly go into a killing blood rage right there, using his bear hands and just slamming her against the wall like that.  It was so brutal and savage…and just about right for someone who met the killer of one of their loved ones.

But Samantha.  Poor Samantha.  I really really felt for her.  She had no way of knowing, of understanding, and it was still her mother—-the woman who raised her, who pretended to love her.  She had no idea of the darkness in that woman’s soul and now the purity and innocence in Samantha is now completely shattered.  And I just wasn’t prepared for this child to grab a knife and stab someone directly in the heart.  Nicci was right—-her temper is extremely dangerous.

From then on out, I could barely read the words on my kindle.  All I could do is just stare at the page trying to comprehend what was happening.  This just couldn’t be.  This was Kahlan.  The Mother Confessor.  Despite all the warnings and all the conspiracies, my mind could not wrap around the reality of what was happening.  When Richard asked Nicci to do the impossible, it became more surreal.  You just don’t do that…not to the characters who were the driving force for so many stories.  The whole scene, the battle into the underworld made me feel both warm and fuzzy as he connected with his soul mate, and completely shattered.

Kahlan was so close—she was trying to connect something, knowing that Richard still had a chance, but she couldn’t figure it out.  She did the best she could—-she got his body to stay as it is and then ended the threat of Erika and Drier in the best way possible.  But my god, I can just imagine the pain and agony—-she lost Richard.  Her soul mate.  Her other half.  After all the pain and lose in the world she has endured, after everything she has been through—-THIS is the thanks she gets??  No.  No no no no no.

It is enough to know that there will be another book.  It isn’t over.  First of all, the Emperor and Hannis are still at large.  Samantha is now out there, either consumed with rage or realizing what she had just done and totally freaking out.  Richard’s body is basically in suspended animation, and Richard still has that bit of the third kingdom in him.  Richard has always had a special ability with the Underworld, and he has many Good Spirits that value and love him.  Denna, Kahlan’s mother—-but most importantly, Zedd.  Zedd has a special bond with his grandson, and I wouldn’t doubt that he was vigilant in the underworld just in case.  This isn’t the end, but damn, it was the most painful experience I have ever had reading.

On top of it, the book gave me a lot to think about in regards to the Wizard’s rule about hate, souls themselves, and other things.  I need to absorb all of this and see what comes out.  I don’t know if I could read this book again so soon, though.  I was happy to see that Kahlan got a few moments in the sun to be her bad-ass self again.  I was also happy that Terry put a lot into perspective about Kahlan’s roll and though she was still a bit of a damsel in distress, she gave as good as she got.  I am hoping that in the next book, she realizes that it was Hannis Arc who was the cause of them getting that Sickness and turns her wraith upon him and the Emperor.  But more than anything, I just want the next book and I want Richard back.  Kahlan and Richard, more than anyone, deserve that happy ending—-and besides—Jax!

((side note…Irene or Irena….it is almost midnight and I don’t have the gall to check after that tear-storm))

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ultrafacts:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.
They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.
And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.
And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.
Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.
So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.
Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).
This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

Knowledge is power

ultrafacts:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

Knowledge is power

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bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

i mean really the top if it is the “beren” and “luthien” inscriptions on his and Edith’s headstones. fucking nerd.

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