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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker:
That's not how you say it.
My Dad:
But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker:
Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad:
You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker:
Just English
My Dad:
Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker:
Moo?
My Dad:
That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker:
*sheds white tears*

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reinatamblr:

reinatamblr:

bye-bye-deadman:

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Those deer going to start an uprising.

I will find me some deer in July and see if this is really true

The deer really do roam the city freely. Although they congregate mainly in the park, they traverse around different parts of the city by pedestrian crossing. They seem to observe traffic rules. The males pose steadily when they see a camera, while the females shy away from the lens. They tolerate your touch as long as there is that potential promise of food. No food no touch. They can be aggressive (I pity the lady who was head butted and charged by a deer with 30cm antlers, but for the most part they mostly nip at your clothing and run against you to get attention. I told a deer “dame” (don’t in Japanese) and he stopped rubbing his head against me, took a step back, and started “rubbing” his head in the empty space next to me, which I think is considered bowing.

ultrafacts:

reinatamblr:

reinatamblr:

bye-bye-deadman:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Those deer going to start an uprising.

I will find me some deer in July and see if this is really true

The deer really do roam the city freely. Although they congregate mainly in the park, they traverse around different parts of the city by pedestrian crossing. They seem to observe traffic rules. The males pose steadily when they see a camera, while the females shy away from the lens. They tolerate your touch as long as there is that potential promise of food. No food no touch. They can be aggressive (I pity the lady who was head butted and charged by a deer with 30cm antlers, but for the most part they mostly nip at your clothing and run against you to get attention. I told a deer “dame” (don’t in Japanese) and he stopped rubbing his head against me, took a step back, and started “rubbing” his head in the empty space next to me, which I think is considered bowing.

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last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said “well that was certainly a curveball” and i laughed so hard i woke myself up

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misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

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keylimekitty:

Seriously nothing pisses me off more than seeing this shit all over tumblr. Get over it and let people support whatever they want, regardless of who they are.

(I really hate drawing comics)

The stupid thing about hating people who support things and ‘don’t know what it’s like’ is that you are missing the point of your whole protest. Aren’t you protesting to get more awareness amongst people who didn’t suffer through it? You don’t need to get a person who has been discriminated on your team, because fat chance is that they are already on your side. It’s the ‘white people’ that do not get discriminated that you want to notice your cause and support it. Why else are you protesting?

I hit reblog on this so fast, my laptop caught fire and is still smouldering. I am 100% pro-ally as a fat person AND a queer person.

Allies for anything is 1000% a okay as long as they don’t expect cookies for being allies.

bolding part of this because its fucking true

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